22 January, 2009

Pretty upbeat pizza

Well, we're in a cease fire, here in the Middle East. I'm not sure how long it will last, but the radio stations are playing regular music again, and I'm a little more light hearted. I figured now was as good a time as any to post this goofy thing I came across a couple of weeks ago.

I'm signed up to an email list called "Israemploy." It advertises jobs, as you may have guessed. No, I'm not looking for a new job, but I was signed up a while ago, and just never took myself off. I usually kn
ow of someone who's looking for a job, so I try to keep my eyes open, in this very passive way.

Anyway, most of the positions offered are technical, although the list also has its small share of caretakers and waitresses. I don't usually read much detail, but this one caught my eye:

Maybe it's not even that funny - but a smile definitely came to my face when I read this. A feeling for music to work with dough? Wow - it sounds like so much fun!

Employers everywhere: we need more jobs with requirements like these!

14 January, 2009

Didn't see this one coming

We're still at war. Early this afternoon, an air raid siren went off outside my window, and I was a bit shaken, to say the least. It was, thank God, a false alarm, although too many rockets did unfortunately hit elsewhere in Israel all day.

You'd think, under these circumstances, that there wouldn't be any funny typos from which to glean pleasure. And yet, my dear husband Dave managed to find one. Here it comes:

It seems that Joe the Plumber, of McCain campaign fame, has come to Israel to be a US war correspondent. A bit unusual, but fine. He visited
Sderot, and checked out the general situation. He's coming across as quite pro-Israel, so I have no complaints. You can read about it here (in English).

The article that Dave saw was in Hebrew, and had more pictures. In the first, we see Joe holding a small rocket:

Okay, apparently this was given to him as a gift by an Israeli plumber. I'm not sure what we're supposed to understand from the choice of gift (your average Israeli plumber can whip up a rocket? pretty strange), but what's done is done.

Anyway, at the end of the article, they have a close-up shot of the rocket:

Dave sent me the article, and I read the rocket a few times before I got it. I'll type out the message, in case it's too small to read:
"For Joe the plumber,
Thank you for your support in these difficult days.
From the Israeli plumber, Mohe N."

Some of you may not get it, but here it is. The Israeli plumber's name (as given in the article) is Moshe. Moshe is the Hebrew version of Moses; there's no such name as Mohe. The man spelled his name wrong! Wow.

That's what we've got, folks - war jokes :)

Here are a few good articles/videos to check out about what's going on here:





07 January, 2009

Okay, here I go

Well, times are tense. I said I'd be back after Chanuka, and the fact is, I meant it. All through our fun-and-family-filled vacation I came across sign after sign, and I was so looking forward to posting them. And then, suddenly, Israel was at war, and the goofy signs that I had amassed didn't seem so goofy.

And, although I don't take myself very seriously, I am an Israeli blogger. Most Israeli bloggers, it seems, are doing their part in getting the real
Gaza story out there. From what they've been producing, it seems to be a full time job. Just to give you an idea, Jack has been compiling articles and blog posts since the beginning - check out the latest one here. See, I told you so.

Anyway, I've been holding back on posting, but I came across something at work today that I just have to share. And the end is a bit scary, so it kind of goes with war. Okay? That's my compromise. I'll post some scary/funny printscreen shots, which is what I know how to do, and I'll end by linking to a few good Gaza-related articles that I've read this past week or so, so that you too can enjoy the wisdom that's going around.

At work, my boss recently got talked into dropping the relatively expensive drafting program that
we've been using at my office for the last 15 or so years, in favor of one that comes free with another program that we have. Sounds like a bad idea, right? And indeed it is.

We all complained, as we came across bug after bug, and somehow, I got appointed "Bug Coordinator." Meaning that all complaints about the nogoodnik program are now funnelled through me to tech support. Most of the answers we've been getting to complaints are in the range of "oh, yeah, that's a problem, hopefully it will be better in the next version," or "Wow! We've never seen that one before!" It's pretty frustrating.

Yesterday, I finally spoke with someone there who seems a bit sympathetic to
our cause. This afternoon, he suggested that I join an online forum that they have, which might have some helpful information. It seemed like a good plan, and so I decided to sign up.

I filled in my name, email, position, and so on, and eventually got to a drop-down list where I was asked to fill in my "user group." Now, living in Israel, I'm quite used to not having any relevant options on these kinds of lists. Here, especially, it looked at first glance like a list of various United States. When I saw that there wasn't an "other" option at either the top or bottom, I decided to just read it through once, to be sure. Who knows, maybe Jerusalem would be

It looked pretty normal, until I got to this one:

Eh? Pirates on the Bay? What is that supposed to be? And a few lines below, Redwood Empire? Who are these guys?

Whatever, no Jerusalem, or even Tel Aviv, so I moved on. I clicked "accept" quite a few times, and eventually got to this wacky, wacky box:

Wow. Right?
And, if I did fit into any of those groups, which I really really do not, but if I did, and I so obviously posed such a severe threat to global security, do they really think that this nutty box is the thing that would stop me?

Anyway, please check out these links to well written articles, if you have a chance. And send some good karma our way!

http://www.therazor.org/?p=1269 (I like the effect of the US map here)